Georgian Man Sees Image of Pope in Toast

Toast Pope

Pope Benedict XVI

Atlanta, GA

Not everyone gets a chance to order God with a side of bacon but early Saturday morning Georgian resident Tallard Bentz discovered a image of Pope Benedict XVI appear on a piece of toast. “I’m not even catholic”, said a bewildard Bentz “I mean, I’ve been to church- Methodist I think? I didn’t even see the Pope at first, I was about to put butter on the bread when my son pointed out the image”.

Bentz’s son, Rink, explained from prison that the toast was a ‘sign from God’. Rink is in prison after attempting to burn more than 3,000 dollars worth whole wheat, white, pumpernickel, and sourdough breads upon a ‘sacrificial alter’ which consisted of a pile of sticks Rink brought to the store and a bottle of Bacardi 151 alcohol. He was wrestled down in the store by three shoppers, who Rink repeatedly told were “going to hell for allowing the devil’s breads to tempt the minds of weak shoppers”. Explained Rink from prision,  “I know I’m young and jump to conclusions easily but to me, this is God telling humanity that we can even sin during breakfest. His holy light shins on Frans Seven Grain Bread and banishes all other yeast’ed devils to a fiery hell where they may toast for eternity. Seeing this sign it is up to me to make sure the breads of the fallen angle are lifted from this earth!”.

Tallard Bentz was unaware of his son’s decision to go and take from the earth all evil breads but he stands by Rink’s actions, “He saw the fricken Pope, what else was he suppose to do?”. When asked to comment on the image head Cardinal Camillo Ruini seemed unimpressed,  “the only wholly bread is the body of Christ, everything else is not unholy-its just bread. Honestly, no one cares about the story of the father, the son, or the holly toast”.

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One Comment

  1. Posted October 20, 2009 at 16:31 | Permalink

    I’m Catholic and all I see is some nice brown toast… what gives??