A quick warning about Phantosmia
Has your sense of smell been off lately? Do you find yourself saying things like “I smell roses” when no roses are present? You may be suffering from a rare condition known as Phantosmia, a rare condition in which hallucinates smells. Phantosmia can be caused by head trauma or psychiatric illness, and is not to be confused with Pharosmia, a distortion of smells which are present. You can find out more information about Phantosmia here.
In all seriousness, if you do find yourself smelling things that aren’t there, consult a doctor. Congratulation’s to the Ducks in their win at the Civil war, even though I was rooting for OSU. It’s great to have an Oregon team going to the Rosebowl. The fact that both teams were contenders is a testament to the quality of the football programs in our state. Oh, and to any Duck fans whose sentiments after the game were along the lines of “Beavers Suck Ass” : I didn't know that winning by four points entitled you to be dick.
Civil War on Twitter
The most inportant thing to consder when looking at the Civil War is who is Tweeting the most about it. It looks like the Ducks win on Twitter....
Civil War 2009 Live Blog
Apologies to my readers, At around 17:30 all internet and cellular connections disappeared from my phone. It must have been incredibly over burdened. This continued through the game and now back in my room I am finally able to update. Stay tuned for some videos I took of the end I'll post those here once they are live.
I Love My Ducks Civil War Version
Cleverpork Central is at the Civil War Football Game, supporting the Ducks. Don't expect frequent updates but I'll do my best. Until I get too excited.
17:05 band is on the sideline rockin' it for us. OSU's team came on the field and everyone booed and fliped them off. It was exciting.
17:09 don't worry everyone, Puddles is here, we haven't lost rights
17:10 Ducks on the field! Everyone goes crazy!
17:11 The guy who picks up the kickoff tee is on the field!
17:12 I think in the last 5 min I've heard our fight song about 4 times
17:14 the band was playing to us!
17:22 your faithful blogger was inches from being on the jumbo tron.
17:24 guy in a banana suit on jumbotron.
17:28 a girl got really close to unmentionable places while passing me.
Cleverpork Central 2009 Holiday Gift Guide
So as you all likely know, Christmas and other holidays-which-are-not-as-important-to-their-religions-as-Christmas-is-to-Christianity-but-are-named-so-we-all-feel-like-we-are-accepting are coming up. You may be confused about what to get that special someone for your holiday of choice, but never fear, Cleverpork Central is HERE for YOU. We've collected the TRUE best gifts of 2009 here in one convenient place to make your holiday shopping a cinch!