Live Chess 2010

Well folks, it’s that time again. Time for LIVE CHESS. We’re all starting up and getting set up! I’ll be live blogging the whole event here at Cleverpork Central.

15:01 We’re late already. woops!

15:10 Drew was speaking

15:12 They’re playing the trailer from youtube

15:15 The storyteller is telling the story of what has happened until now

15:16 we had some confusion between kings and generals

15:18 the generals have sat by the world map to plan their moves

15:18 The white king is speaking. something about darkness.

15:19 ravenous applause form the white army

15:19 The black king is criticizing the white king. He wants freedom and peace and get rid of taxation. This is intense. I don’t know how I feel about it.

15:20 if the entire game were judged based on the king’s speech’s, I’d say black wins. sorry white.

15:21 the pieces are being placed by Drew.

15:23 Black queen’s speech was short and ended by proclaiming “Black Power”

15:24 White queen talking about being forced to go to war. And the black army being the fountainhead of their plight.

15:26 Wow. If the whole competition was decided by the queen’s speeches, then I would say white wins. this is looking to be quite an interesting battle.

15:27 first moves!

15:29 first non-pawn piece moves!

15:29 OOHH! the white king was criticized for his black crown!

15:30 Black takes the first piece!

15:31 White retaliated!

15:32 the black king said somethign about deriving their color from the night. no one understood. he said “you’re going down” everyone cheered!

15:35 A white knight was just killed! speeches seem to be stuck on the “his sacrifice will not be in vain.”

15:37 the white commander gave a speech about loosing people, but they will succeed. the black king just says “nope!” after people’s speeches.

15:40 “don’t worry, be happy” just came on over the speakers. it made everyone smile.

15:43 more people are dying. This battle field is vicious!

15:45 the White king was being castled. the castle actually jumped over the king. it was awesome.

15:46 The black king was castled as well!

15:50 OMG!!! the dead black king is speaking from beyond the grave!

15:51 King Heath had a heir?!?!?! Heath Jr. is here!!!

15:52 The black king just invented democracy.

15:53 The rook in H-1 hasn’t moved yet. I think he is the only one.

15:54 the black king is making calls of regime change!

15:58 the black king was pestering one of his knights.

15:59 Apparently I returned as a spirt. even though I haven’t died.

16:00 hakuna matata? I think this is a ploy to convince the black army to loose all their worries.

16:01 Black army is dancing to hakuna matata. intense.

16:05 I think this is the disney mix.

16:07 OH CRAP THE WHITE KING IS IN CHECK

16:08 problem averted. for now.

16:10 there are a lot of battles just waiting to happen. queens fighting, bishops fighting. all that fun stuff.

16:11 Black queen just had and epic battle with the white queen. oh crap. I don’t know what is going on. BLACK QUEEN WON!

16:12 WHITE KING STRUCK BACK AND KILLED THE BLACK QUEEN!!

16:15 DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!

16:18 Dance party over, everyone is resetting.

16:21 where did that rook get a sword?

16:21 the rooks are getting a little rough!

16:22 that was an intense knight battle. straight out of the trailer too!

16:24 the black king just told the white king that he will be locked in a cage in the middle of town.

16:26 OH SNAP!!! BLACK JUST WON!!!

16:26 Even his winning speech was good!