Well folks, it’s that time again. Time for LIVE CHESS. We’re all starting up and getting set up! I’ll be live blogging the whole event here at Cleverpork Central.
15:01 We’re late already. woops!
15:12 They’re playing the trailer from youtube
15:15 The storyteller is telling the story of what has happened until now
15:16 we had some confusion between kings and generals
15:18 the generals have sat by the world map to plan their moves
15:18 The white king is speaking. something about darkness.
15:19 ravenous applause form the white army
15:19 The black king is criticizing the white king. He wants freedom and peace and get rid of taxation. This is intense. I don’t know how I feel about it.
15:20 if the entire game were judged based on the king’s speech’s, I’d say black wins. sorry white.
15:21 the pieces are being placed by Drew.
15:23 Black queen’s speech was short and ended by proclaiming “Black Power”
15:24 White queen talking about being forced to go to war. And the black army being the fountainhead of their plight.
15:26 Wow. If the whole competition was decided by the queen’s speeches, then I would say white wins. this is looking to be quite an interesting battle.
15:27 first moves!
15:29 first non-pawn piece moves!
15:29 OOHH! the white king was criticized for his black crown!
15:30 Black takes the first piece!
15:31 White retaliated!
15:32 the black king said somethign about deriving their color from the night. no one understood. he said “you’re going down” everyone cheered!
15:35 A white knight was just killed! speeches seem to be stuck on the “his sacrifice will not be in vain.”
15:37 the white commander gave a speech about loosing people, but they will succeed. the black king just says “nope!” after people’s speeches.
15:40 “don’t worry, be happy” just came on over the speakers. it made everyone smile.
15:43 more people are dying. This battle field is vicious!
15:45 the White king was being castled. the castle actually jumped over the king. it was awesome.
15:46 The black king was castled as well!
15:50 OMG!!! the dead black king is speaking from beyond the grave!
15:51 King Heath had a heir?!?!?! Heath Jr. is here!!!
15:52 The black king just invented democracy.
15:53 The rook in H-1 hasn’t moved yet. I think he is the only one.
15:54 the black king is making calls of regime change!
15:58 the black king was pestering one of his knights.
15:59 Apparently I returned as a spirt. even though I haven’t died.
16:00 hakuna matata? I think this is a ploy to convince the black army to loose all their worries.
16:01 Black army is dancing to hakuna matata. intense.
16:05 I think this is the disney mix.
16:07 OH CRAP THE WHITE KING IS IN CHECK
16:08 problem averted. for now.
16:10 there are a lot of battles just waiting to happen. queens fighting, bishops fighting. all that fun stuff.
16:11 Black queen just had and epic battle with the white queen. oh crap. I don’t know what is going on. BLACK QUEEN WON!
16:12 WHITE KING STRUCK BACK AND KILLED THE BLACK QUEEN!!
16:15 DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!
16:18 Dance party over, everyone is resetting.
16:21 where did that rook get a sword?
16:21 the rooks are getting a little rough!
16:22 that was an intense knight battle. straight out of the trailer too!
16:24 the black king just told the white king that he will be locked in a cage in the middle of town.
16:26 OH SNAP!!! BLACK JUST WON!!!
16:26 Even his winning speech was good!
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It feels like I was there! well documented Chris!