About
Welcome to the Cleverpork Central blog! We make our best attempt to provide you with useful and entertaining news and features. Chris Cunningham originally created this site to poke fun at some of the blogging culture of the internet. What has now developed is a collection of his friends who produce some of the best articles on the internet. All of us here at Cleverpork Central hope that you enjoy reading our articles as much as we enjoy writing them.
For suggestions or letters to the editor, email: editor@cleverpork.com
Chris is a Fourth Year University of Oregon Honors College Biology Major. He plans on going into high-school science education after his college career. When he isn't focusing on changing the world of tomorrow, he enjoys a variety of video games, owning an xbox and a wii, and a good book. His favorite animals are Cephalopods and birds. While finding octopuses in the wild is hard, bird watching is much easier, so he has been focusing on birds.
Pat hopes to one day be amazing but he doesn't think he's there yet. He finds most things Apple fascinating.
Charlie is recently graduated from the University of Oregon and completely poor. He is looking for a job to support his homelessness. Please hire him so he leaves us alone.
Born to Samoan parents on a Viking commune thirty five miles outside the city of Portland, OR, Derek Schmidt would aspire from a young age to give back to the world that he has taken so much from. To this day Derek has almost participated in the fun run to support a local teachers union in Portland, he unknowingly gave 2 dollars to Green Peace after mistaking the Green Peace volunteer as homeless, and voted in one presidential election. Cleverpork.com will be his greatest contribution to date.
Steven Uppinghouse (Pocket)
Pursuing his B.F.A. in Digital Arts Steven (Pocket) will be updating the Art Page. Filtering out the stupid mundane bullshit and only delivering that which is interesting and inspiring.
After a refresher course in manners at the Gordon Ramsey Finishing School Andrew has perfected the art of hunting and cooking snipes in the Valdivian forests of southern Chile. He enjoys Cherenkov tanning, gluten basting and two wheeled kinetic friction reduction.
He came to this blue-green rock eons ago to plant his intellectual seed of destruction into the zeitgeist of your collective human peoples. Instead of succeeding, he went to college at the University of Oregon for journalism, began a debilitating love affair with Earth's array of snack foods (nacho chips and jerky, mostly) and gained a massive amount of weight (like, tons [FYI]). He thus rendered himself immobile, yet maintained enough sarcastic charm to want to write for the rest of his life. He's currently unemployed.
