Author Archives: pat

Zombie Mathematics

D’ = ?R + ?Z

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An Artist based in Madrid. He makes public interventions, that one might relate too graffiti. Though, they are more like installations that just happen to be on public property. These were just some of my favorites, check all the other stuff on his website.

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The 1987 Dance Aerobics Championship

Such an art form.

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Need practice for the Zompocalypse?

It is Zombie Week here at Cleverpork Central. We let the dead rest for a week after Halloween, but now they’re back with a vengeance. Keep your eyes open for more undead content through the week. Here at Cleverpork Central we believe in giving our readers everything they need to handle the inevitable Zompocalypse. Lucky for you all […]

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A Werewolfs Responce to Zombie Mania

November 5th, 2009 It has come to my attention that Zombies, undead and completely unpalatable post humans, have become very kitch as of late. It seems every form of entertainment; from books to movies, television and the like, all have caved to popular demand and allowed for Zombies to infest themselves into the already pleasant […]

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Giant Squids, Now more Dangerous than Ever

Osaka, Japan Japanese scientists researching kelp in the waters of the Pacific Ocean survived an attack from a giant lazer squid, sustaining major damage to the crews deep sea science floaty-down machine from the squids ‘beak lazers’. If not for the quick maneuvering of Dr. Akiko Toyota, as well as the on board ‘white-out’ lazers, […]

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Flavors of Chile: Crudo

…crudo is probably healthier than damp paper towel on toast, but about as tasty…

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McDonalds Monopoly vs. Powerball vs. Nature

Well I don’t know about you all but when it is Monopoly season at McDonalds I get kind of excited. I always figured there could be a chance at winning some cash! Well I think I was mistaken… Game Payout Odds $/Odds Monopoly $1,000,000 1 in 542,034,000 0.00184490 Monopoly $50,000 1 in 640,586,000 0.00007805 Monopoly […]

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Georgian Man Sees Image of Pope in Toast

Atlanta, GA Not everyone gets a chance to order God with a side of bacon but early Saturday morning Georgian resident Tallard Bentz discovered a image of Pope Benedict XVI appear on a piece of toast. “I’m not even catholic”, said a bewildard Bentz “I mean, I’ve been to church- Methodist I think? I didn’t […]

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Every time a bell rings…

…a vegetarian gets his wings… And by wings I mean this:

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