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How To: Give birth to an elephant

I think this is the biggest baby I have ever seen born. Kind of impressive how fast the learning curve is.

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Mittens; March 2009-October 2009

Like actor Heath Ledger or actress musician Aaliyah, Mittens the cat died young and immensely talented. Those mourning Mittens death will not only miss the warmth and softness that Mittens gave to her family and friends every other day of her life, but Mittens is leaving the world as one of the most respected and […]

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Tased in the bu**hole?

Lesson one…you can’t trust the system. Lesson two…stay away fromĀ Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds. They have tasers. Lessons learned. Thank you Andy Samberg. I threw it on the ground!

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Always With Honor

Local Portland Oregon design collective Always with Honor’s limited run Barn Owl shirt. A really nice shirt for only $20 and a portion of the money goes to the Audubon Society. Really Like their stuff, the simple clean graphic style of everything. 2nd image is another personal favorite from their website, check them out.

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Domo 7-11 Invasion

Who doesn’t love this Japanese stop motion character. I will definitely be going to 7-11 to pick up my domo slurpee cup. Link Here

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Ellen Questions Answered

Did you get $1,000? No – Mike Smith did for taking our picture. We got a sweet appearance on Ellen. Did it really only take Chris 4 throws? Yes – Right before she introduces the Clarisonic you can hear Ellen say to my brother “wow, that was really good, I haven’t seen it so fast, […]

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Politican unable to control metal with mind

Tuesday, September 29 At a press conference in the Regan room of the capital building Representative Spencer Bachus (R-Al) was unable to take control of the steel pipe laying before him and shape the pipe to resemble a bald eagle, something that the Representative claimed on his twitter was a new power he had acquired […]

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Retro-blog Uno

I am retro blogging what just happend. I am looking for the cause of our mysterious doubble home page buttons. I found some code that creates a refrence to home. Re have a page called home so it got added too. I removed the refrence. We all feel a little better only having one home.

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