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		<title>The &#8220;Stoked&#8221; Epidemic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally, when a new article idea hits me, I get super stoked about it. I sit down and think up witty things to say and as soon as I post it I go onto Google Talk and *high-five* my friends. We track stats here at Cleverpork Central, and when I see a new search term [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cleverpork Central 2009 Holiday Gift Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So as you all likely know, Christmas and other holidays-which-are-not-as-important-to-their-religions-as-Christmas-is-to-Christianity-but-are-named-so-we-all-feel-like-we-are-accepting are coming up. You may be confused about what to get that special someone for your holiday of choice, but never fear, Cleverpork Central is HERE for YOU. We've collected the TRUE best gifts of 2009 here in one convenient place to make your holiday shopping a cinch! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Business Energy Tax Credit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cleverpork Central is often a comedy site, but there are things that we believe strongly about and will bring to the forefront of conversation. Anything filed under "Serious" is not a joke, even if it seems counter to everything else on this site. Recently, Chris Cunningham had to write a 1000 word essay on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is Zombie Week here at Cleverpork Central. We let the dead rest for a week after Halloween, but now they're back with a vengeance. Keep your eyes open for more undead content through the week. In an October study done by the Pittsburgh mayor, and only reported by a single news source, it was determined that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wind Turbines and the End of the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wind Turbines are becoming a more popular way to generate power. Their proponents claim that they produce almost zero waste, are completely silent, and allow the surrounding ground to be completely useable. However, there are a lot of things they leave out. Dead Birds What you can't see in still photos is the speed at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McDonalds Monopoly vs. Powerball vs. Nature</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well I don't know about you all but when it is Monopoly season at McDonalds I get kind of excited. I always figured there could be a chance at winning some cash! Well I think I was mistaken... Game Payout Odds $/Odds Monopoly $1,000,000 1 in 542,034,000 0.00184490 Monopoly $50,000 1 in 640,586,000 0.00007805 Monopoly [...]]]></description>
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