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		<title>Hitler responds to the iPad</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<title>Fried Computer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 06:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, this is not a cooking article for a delicious robot treat (though that is a good idea...), this is an article about how my computer has gone from functioning to not over the weekend. Sunday something happened and I had to hard restart my computer (it was going hella slow) and it would not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kid Kills Raccoon, Trying to &#8220;Catch &#8216;em All&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Saturday an 11 year old boy, A. Kachum, killed a raccoon with a red and white painted rock, later he claimed that he was trying to expand his collection and "Catch 'em all."]]></description>
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		<title>Classes Start, Interupting Facebook Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout Eugene and many other college towns, loud collective groans emanated from various student housing situations as classes started, thus limiting the amount of time students can spend on Facebook. The change was expected according to the University of Oregon website, claiming the start of a "Winter Term" but many students are outraged. "With Spanish, Business [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Knight at the Musee</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven &#34;Pocket&#34; Uppinghouse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week the louvre announced that it will be displaying The Dark Knight as possibly a permanent installation to the museums already massive collection. The Director of the Musée du Louvre had this to say "We put a lot of thought into it and found the movie to be quite simply a master piece." The movie is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trilobite Reports: Evolution Going Great</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a Trilobite interviewed by the Onion, evolution is going great. The trilobite stated that, "It's a wonderful time to be alive," and "Sulfurous gas seems to be bubbling up to the surface pretty good, and several single-cell organisms appear to be mutating at a rather steady pace. Also, just today, I developed the [...]]]></description>
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