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Mittens; March 2009-October 2009

Like actor Heath Ledger or actress musician Aaliyah, Mittens the cat died young and immensely talented. Those mourning Mittens death will not only miss the warmth and softness that Mittens gave to her family and friends every other day of her life, but Mittens is leaving the world as one of the most respected and […]

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Tased in the bu**hole?

Lesson one…you can’t trust the system. Lesson two…stay away fromĀ Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds. They have tasers. Lessons learned. Thank you Andy Samberg. I threw it on the ground!

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Politican unable to control metal with mind

Tuesday, September 29 At a press conference in the Regan room of the capital building Representative Spencer Bachus (R-Al) was unable to take control of the steel pipe laying before him and shape the pipe to resemble a bald eagle, something that the Representative claimed on his twitter was a new power he had acquired […]

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