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		<title>Why Does Discovery Ruin Good Shows</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sigourney Weaver wasn't an awful narrator for Planet Earth. I, unlike some(who protested the show), watched every episode on the Discovery Channel. Then I got the BBC version as a gift and if I ever heard the Discovery version after that I needed to turn it off. David Attenborough is so much better at it. At [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flaws In the Top Movie of 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning this article contains spoilers. If you have not seen Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus go to your local campy movie store and get a copy. or try to find it some how. It is a true masterpiece. Best if viewed with friends. As many of you who know some of us here at Cleverpork [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trilobite Reports: Evolution Going Great</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a Trilobite interviewed by the Onion, evolution is going great. The trilobite stated that, "It's a wonderful time to be alive," and "Sulfurous gas seems to be bubbling up to the surface pretty good, and several single-cell organisms appear to be mutating at a rather steady pace. Also, just today, I developed the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our New Molluscan Overlords</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, in Indonesia, Australian scientists discovered an octopus using tools. Many people consider Humans to have become a dominant species on the plannet because the early humans developed tools. This can only mean one thing. Octopuses are going to take over the world. This species of octopus was discovered on accident when the scientists were searching for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A quick warning about Phantosmia</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Has your sense of smell been off lately? Do you find yourself saying things like “I smell roses” when no roses are present? You may be suffering from a rare condition known as Phantosmia, a rare condition in which hallucinates smells.]]></description>
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		<title>Zoo Replaces Dead Polar Bears With Fakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Cunningham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you have an issue with your polar bears dying why not replace them with fake bears. I mean that's what we did with my aunt. We replaced her with a fake bear. No one noticed. Ok but seriously this brings up an important question. How many of those animals you see in the zoo [...]]]></description>
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