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8Oct/090

How To: Give birth to an elephant

I think this is the biggest baby I have ever seen born. Kind of impressive how fast the learning curve is.

7Oct/091

Homo Kakapodians

The Kakapo, a critically endangered species of parrot with only 125 individuals left. This bird, the owl-parrot, is one of the few animals that can be described as "old-fashioned" and the people in the following video state that this is due to it's "sideburns" and "old Victorian" face. However, what is truly impressive is it's mate preference. Please click the link below and watch the attached video then read on for an explanation of the impressive nature of this bird.

Kakapo Mating Ritual

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4Oct/093

Mammals 2.0


From version 1.5

From version 1.5

As you all probably know, I am a fan of SCIENCE. Little did I know that science was getting so advanced that we already have mammals 2.0 out. I thought it was still in beta, but it was recently released.


Here is the link to view the scientific documentation.

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27Sep/091

The Swine Flu Pandemic (we’re all going to die)

This is fear in physical form

Oh Shit. Swine Flu is coming! Everyone is trying to hide it by claiming that it is called H1N1. However, everyone knows that H1N1 stands for "Help! Nahhhgghahh!" So here is this Blogger's humble advice.

RUN AND HIDE UNTIL THIS IS ALL OVER! EXTREME ISOLATION!

hit the break to get the truth

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