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Zenith 2.2

Their mission was simple: Investigate the Hospital at Oregon Health and Science University. Reports had come in through some of the Society’s sources that people were going missing from the hospital. Most were transients, so the police department wasn’t the fastest to respond, but something else caught the Society’s eyes. All of the victims were […]

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Zenith – Part 10

Emily reached out for that comfortable feeling that she often brushed against. She found it instinctively. But it wasn’t just a comfortable state of mind. It was her mind. “Violet. I– I don’t know what to say.” Violet’s soothing voice rippled from the back of Emily’s head. “Don’t worry. We’ve been talking for two months. […]

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Pork goes Disney, Day 1

I will be posting a journal of each day at the end of the day as a recap. You can also follow me on Twitter for more live updates. Pictures will come eventually. “SEASONS CHANGE, AND I TRIED SO HARD JUST TO SOFTEN YOU” Pork jumped. What was going on at this ungodly hour? His […]

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Pork Goes to Disney World

Tomorrow morning (1/24/15) at 6:00 AM I will be leaving Portland to go on a 6 day adventure to Disney World. I’ll post highlights right here on your favorite destination for Pork News. Also on twitter. Also I probably won’t much because I will be cruising with my mom and it is a very fast, […]

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A new look, a new future?

As regular visitors* to the site may notice things have changed a bit. This is after a year of no posts and a total lack of content. Well the good news is I’m going to start posting here again. Expect logs from my characters in table-top RPGs I’m playing and cute pictures of Archimedes. see you all […]

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Machine of Death

Five years ago, Ryan North published on is comic (Dinosaur Comics) published this comic, presenting an idea that caught the imagination of his readers, his colleagues, and the public in general. Last week, The outcome, edited by Ryan North, Matthew Bennardo, and David Malki ! (yes, he spells his name with an exclamation point one space […]

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Breaking News: Rocket Scientists Not That Smart

You read that right folks, a recent study shows that “rocket science is not brain surgery.” A recent post in Popular Brain Surgery found that while being a rocket scientist does require a certain intellect, it is nothing compared to a the intellect required to be a brain surgeon. Soon after the article was published, a […]

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Housesitting: Day 2

Today has been eventful. Though nothing compares to right now. Harry (the dog) is definitely trying to have sex with his doggy bed. Derek and Charlie are here, we’re watching some netflix and Harry is holding is toy in his mouth, pulling part of the bed up to himself and humping. This has happened like 7 times. […]

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House Sitting: Day 1

I am house/dog sitting for a friend’s family this week. I thought it would be a perfect chance to re-ignite some blog writing. Expect a look at my life as I live alone for the first time (as well as take care of a dog for the first time). Today I arrived at the house around […]

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Watermelon Jam

Like I may have mentioned earlier, I started following a new blog called Tasteologie. One of the first recipes I saw on there that I wanted to try was Watermelon Jam. It would give me something delicious as well as add another technique to my cooking skill list: canning. The result is a delicious (though I only tasted the stuff that […]

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