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Teenage Mutant Ninja Chitons

I am spending my summer down here at OIMB in Coos Bay and I am designing a t-shirt for the term. What I have now is Representations of all the Ninja Turtles as Cryptochitons (Gumboot chtions). Splinter is represented as an arthropod of some sort, really a mixture of a couple arthropods. If you tried […]

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Mariachi Waltones

Hi dear readers, I am the member of a band called the Mariachi Waltones. If you look up at the top of this page there is a little button that says “Mariachi Waltones” Click it. There you will find (currently) music and (soon?) video. Enjoy!

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The Haiku Thesis Project

[below is the introduction to my new project, as it is written in the book] In the spring of 2010, Chris Cunningham, University of Oregon honors college senior, finished his thesis.In order to save people from having to read pages and pages to understand his topic, he compressed his thesis into a haiku. It grew […]

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Thesis Summary Day 2: Haiku

I am providing some amusing ways to summarize my thesis to the world. Today I re-wrote it to fit into a haiku format, you know, syllables in groups of 5-7-5. Why Enjoy Science? Probably your teacher’s fault, Not your course order. Come back tomorrow for Episode 3: LOL Thesis Edititon.

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Thesis Summary Day 1, Twitter

I am providing some amusing ways to summarize my thesis to the world. Today’s summary is designed to fit a twitter post. It is exactly 140 charachters, which is the maximum for twitter or a text message. Thought integrated science was good. No correlation between order and enjoyment of science. Other factors impact attitudes and […]

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Soundtrack of Science

For anyone who was a fan of Bill Nye back in the day, you may remember the Soundtrack of Science. I didn’t, but I ran into a guy who put all of them up onto one youtube page.¬†(hit the break for some awesome ones!) Go check them out, they rock! You can also find them […]

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I’m Back!

My computer is now restored to it’s original greatness (thanks to the help of Mr. Pat Cunningham) and it is in fact much faster than it has been in the last…year ¬†maybe? Anyway, installed a new hard drive today, restored my old files and Im back on track. Perhaps I will blog some more in […]

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How To: Procrastinate When You Should Be Working On Your Thesis

I should be working on my thesis. Specifically, my Thesis Prospectus. However, instead I am taking this time to educate you all on a few tips that will help you to procrastinate when a time comes that you all have a huge important paper that requires a lot of time, planning and effort. 1. Fill […]

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Happy New Year

Well dear readers of Cleverpork Central, it is the end of the year. Tomorrow a whole new one lies before us. Some people consider the new year to be like a new start to life and set their resolutions. So in that spirt here are a collection of Cleverpork Central’s New Years Resolutions: 1. Reveal […]

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Carnegie to Morgan-You Look Like a Seal

Morgan, this is Andrew your friend and coorperate counterpart. For as long as I have known you, and gracious me it has been for some many years now, you have always had a healthy appitie for good food, good whiskey, and beautiful young women. And for years you have paid for the best chefs, dined […]

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